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Colonel Mustard Jerky

Colonel Mustard Jerky

5 total reviews

Regular price $9.50
Regular price Sale price $9.50
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James's winner was originally named the cheeseburger. But due to customer feedback that our subliminal messaging was too powerful and all they could taste was a cheeseburger, it was promoted to Colonel Mustard. 

The Colonel was inspired by James's love of BBQ and grilling. It's got that balanced mix of vinegar, mustard, salt, and pepper that makes you keep on eating.

But seriously it really does taste like a cheeseburger. It's got the tang to remind you of the pickles, the mustard is in there, and the beef just finishes things off. A cheeseburger that is still pretty legit even when not hot.

Estimated ready to ship is 4 to 5 days for orders.

Disclaimer - Photos are examples of product and product information only. Actual deliveries may differ in bag type and labeling. Cutting board and knife DEFINITELY NOT INCLUDED.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Ture Olson
Mustard Boom!

Once again an Amazballz product put our by an Amazballz Company! Took it to work and my co-workers couldn't keep their hands off of it! Bastards, now I gotta order more. Oh well it was worth it! ........ until the next order Love you guys.

Darcy Ellison

This was tasty! Colonel Mustard reminded me of Beef Rouladen. I highly recommend.

Susan Weir

Colonel Mustard Jerky

Josh Wheeldon

Absolutely love the flavor, the hint of pickle makes you think you are enjoy a chewy Big Mac! Excellent work‼️

Sean Hammer
What the....

How did yall 100% capture all the flavors of a cheese burger in this jerky?!?!?!?! It was unexpected and awesome.